I had the great pleasure of travelling by air this past weekend to Cleveland, Ohio. If you have to travel across the country in a sardine tin, I can suggest several places you might want to go that would offer a better destination experience, but this was a reunion trip with my spouse, and I survived both the air travel and the subsequent city experience. Continue reading
Some people like the idea of a nuclear deal with Iran. Some don’t. One has to assume that each and every one of these people has a reason to think as they do. That’s probably too much to wish for, but let’s be charitable. Continue reading
You can’t forget what you learned in yesterday’s lesson just because when you got up this morning there was a new lesson to be mastered. Learning, like life, requires that you apply yesterday’s experiences to the prospects ahead of you.
So why aren’t you angry? Continue reading
In case you missed the memo, the American educational system is in crisis and has been for years. Apparently those lazy, overpaid teachers backed by their godless, socialist unions are simply not up to the task of running our schools and people like Scott Dream-Walker, who never bothered to graduate from college himself, need to step in and make it all better in places like Wisconsin by cutting funding and abolishing tenure. Continue reading
The smoke and dust are starting to clear in my small, northwest town after the roving bands of same-sex engaged couples looted shops and tore down goal posts, overturning cars and setting fire to bibles. Across the country, millions of gay celebrants shut down the economy, waving pseudo ISIS flags depicting disgusting sex toys. Rainbow–clad-60-something-same-sex couples picketed in Kansas outside the Westboro Baptist Church and chanted “neener, neener” while hugging and kissing each other with serpent-like tongues while Facebook turned everyone’s profile picture into a Skittle bag.
The end of the freaking world has come! The apocalypse is swirling down from heaven on the wings of the four horsemen and the fallen angels of Satan’s armies are rising from the bowels of the earth to consume the wicked nine old men and women who have defiled God’s most holy of holies by letting more people seek comfort in it.